i can fuck you up

In a heartbeat, I'll turn you white as a sheet

Begging for mercy on your goddamn knees

It'll be hard to keep from laughing

Watching you cry will make my way

Just test me, please test me

Push the button, pull a lever, trick or treat

I'm asking, do you have the stuff

To find out if I can fuck you up

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Nobody is perfect but I'm pretty fucking close,
And I'm here to give you all a heavy heavenly dose.
I think you better listen 'cause I know who you are,
And I think that you should treat me like a superstar,
Because I'm more than just a human I'm the gift to all of you,
And I'm here to make sure that my message gets through.
I wonder if you're really all as dumb as you look,
Or are you smart enough to learn the rules in my book.
I hope you understand that the knowledge I bring,
Puts me in the position of a god or a king,
'Cause I'm blessed with the gift of the magic touch,
And I wouldn't say that I'm asking for too much.
All you have to do is get down on your knees and pray,
And I promise you the remedy is on its way,
But you can never be like me so don't waste your time,
Because I reign supreme and my position is divine.